Dear Diary : Mid Atlantic 500,000

[AE]

Dear Diary:
Today I arrived in Cape May. What is it with women, skirts and the sea air? Took the Cape May / Lewes Ferry over. I saw more cheeks than a dentist today on the ride over. Some raised an eye brow because they were, well, sightly. Some raised an eye brow because I needed to wipe them from my brain.
Met up with Box and I got checked into the motel. We went to the boat and then to the circus tent at the Marina. many folks wandering around but I am hearing that the attendance is lower this year. Bought a new pair of boat shoes for the tourney at the Sperry tent and then ate some fresh seafood. Box ate a plate of loogies on a half shell and I had some shrimp and crab claws. We left, went to the Sea Splendour and hung out for a few.
THEN, we go to this bar because their fried scallops are legend (wait for it) dary. Had a basket and they were good. The couple sitting across from us was the entertainment for the night. The guy, a cross between Marilyn Manson and Elvis was toast. Texting with barely one eye open. Drunk.... Quite the fashion Plate.... The woman? Oh man. This biotch was wacked. We were there for an hour and I think she was still on her first sentence. I mean, it was one never ending run on sentence. If I was the guy, I would be begging my ex wife to take me back at this point via text. He was saying "PLEASE take me back. This woman is wacked and she won't shut up!"
So, we have our heart attack in a basket and then we walk outside.... Box rambling on about something as my ears shut off when I looked across the parting lot at 2 ass cheeks standing there. Just standing there talking to her boyfriends (minimum of 10 tats to be her boyfriend). I said "Box?" Like I saw a 14 pt buck across the field and he hadn't seen it yet..... He said "HUH?"...."OH, MY, GOD!!!!!!!!!!!" and he then proceeded to cuss that he didn't have the camera.... No! Wait a minute! I do! and he then did his Luke Duke impersonation as he slid across the General Lee to get to his video camera. He looked up like a kid that didn't get a toy in the bottom of the cereal box...... He left the camera on and the battery was dead.......So, the Walter Kronkite of Morehead actually contemplated approaching the cheeky babe and her entourage to take a quick shot of this babes ass. I mean seriously, there were somewhere between 40-50 tats on these fat guido's and HE is wanting to take a pic...... After common sense spoke up (ME) there is No video today, but I am fairly certain there will be footage of some sort this week. Tomorrow is people watching at the boardwalk..... Oh Yeah.....

Stay tuned sports fans...

[netman9]

Sounds like an absolute blast. Could not imagine what you and your crew for the week will experience? Live it up and hoping for alittle scenery to go with the weeks tourny reports! Thanks. Netman

[rbrdogs]

Jerseyshorinbox

[WAHOONBOX]

IF I HADN'T SEEN IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES I WOULDN'T BELIEVE THIS STORY...


THE CHICK DID HAVE A NICE ASS THOUGH.....DANG CAMERA BATTERY...I'M TRYING TO STAY IN FOCUS HERE ...KEEP MY MIND IN THE GUTTER....I MEAN THE GAME .....AND HERE IS THIS CHICK PARADING AROUND 14,000 WANNA BE SEA SHEPARD DOCKSIDE WHALE WATCHERS ON A RAINY SUNDAY AFTERNOON....IN A FREAKING THONG.

I GIVE MY WORD TO THE ASSES.....I MEAN THE MASSES THAT I WILL HAVE A FULLY CHARGED BATTERY THE NEXT TIME THIS HAPPENS.

[Lure-Head]

“Dear Diary” Gota love it….

[crappiecrazy]

Great report even without the video, good luck guys and keep the reports coming.

[Nauti Natured]

LOVED the story. Video or not. Who knew Kevin had such a way with words! Screw the rod building. You need to be a traveling tournament columnist.

Hope you guys are having the time of your life. Looking forward to the rest of the show!

BTW Kevin …. Ill be looking after your house as the HU****NE comes through this weekend. Hopefully no more french doors with minds of their own!

[WAHOONBOX]

WELL IT WAS A LAYDAY FOR US TODAY....LAID AROUND SOME THIS MORNING UNTIL KEVIN WOKE ME UP FOR BREAKFAST....THEN IT WAS LAY AROUND SOME MORE AT THE BOAT...THEN WE RIGGED UP FOR TOMORROW....THEN WE ATE WAHOO TACOS ON THE DOCK....THEN WE LAID AROUND SOMEMORE.....SAD TO REPORT NO ONE ACTUALLY GOT LAID TODAY....KEVIN DID MAKE FUN OF MY AGE TODAY...IN FACT HE HAMMERED ME PRETTY HARD WHILE HE WAS LYING AROUND

TOMORROW IS GAMEDAY....KICKOFF AT 5 BELLS

[AE]

Dear Diary, Day 2: I need pepsid.

Lay around day today to the max. Dozed off while watching the master rig ballyhoos. Finally got the nod to sit down and learn from the master and rigged about 6 of the 70 some baits.....

Ate 10 pounds of breakfast.......

sat around the dock

Went to Off the Hook Bait and Tackle

Ate 5 pounds of wahoo taco's for lunch........

sat around the dock

Ate 20 pounds of chef prepared dockside dinner.

Now I am sitting and watching the gem channel and wondering why people would drop coin on rocks over the TV. I mean, really? They have to be successful, or they wouldn't be on.......

Went to 2 tackle shops today. Off the Hook got 2 visits, one with out rods and 1 with some rods and it looks like I might get some business out of them. I hope so. I gotta pay for the 35 pounds of food I ate today...... The other one, not so much in the way of business.... Can't win um all.

Well, I gotta turn in. 3:30 is gonna hurt.....

Nauti, as for the writing, I have heard that from about 40 people in the last month. I am writing a feature article for Rodmaker for the Sept or Oct issue (my third publication), but I might have to look into the writing stuff some more. I just put down the thoughts and everyone raves over them......

More tomorrow..... g'night.

[Fin Hunter]

Best of luck in the morning. Go out there and bring something with a bill back to the scales!!!!